Wednesday, March 19, 2014

I Hate Dieting!

Disclaimer:  What comes next will be a complete wast of your time.

My hubby and I are dieting.  We've both picked up a bit of flesh over the winter, and we've decided to diet rather than invest in a new wardrobe.  As I sit here right now, I'm so dad-gum hungry I think I could eat a bear! Which got me to thinking...

Suppose the sheet that appeared to Peter in a dream came down to me.  What would I make for dinner?

Hot Appetizer 
Grilled Shrimp on Arugala

Cold Appetizer
Pancetta and Melon

Soup
Creole Turtle

Pasta
Lobster Ravioli

Entree one
Escargot in Wine & Garlic Reduction

Entree two
Rabbit Fricassee

Dessert 
Bourbon Caramel Apple Crisp with Bacon topping


Should the sheet serve as a table cloth or be made into napkins?  

4 comments:

  1. If I was bear-eatin' hungry, I'd settle for a loaded cheeseburger (with diet cola, of course).

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    1. Ya know, cheeseburger fixins might've been on that sheet... with bacon. Diet Cola for sure! Ha ha!

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    2. Oh Cathy! My husband and I are on that boat with you! We are counting Weightwatcher points and during the week we are so good and faithful, and then when the weekends come!!! Disaster! And the holidays blow us out of the whole routine altogether! Sigh. We aren't giving up, though! :)

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    3. We've done the Weight Watchers points too, but my husband refuses to count his own points. So, about 10 times every evening, I hear, "Hey... how many points do I have left." Its tiring. Plus, he gets more than me, so I have to watch him go back and forth to the kitchen with snacks I don't get to participate in.

      Last year, he dropped so much faster than me, I started sabotaging him. When I fixed our plate, I'd stir in some soft butter or olive oil to his food. He'd say, "Wow, this baked potato is REALLY good! I can hardly tell its low cal." (Muaha ha ha!) DON'T JUDGE ME!

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